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Here's what one of the colleagues of the officer who arrested Henry Louis Gates said... well, I'll quote it. You won't believe it if I say it: In Barrett's e-mail, which was posted on a Boston television station's Web site, he declared that if he had "been the officer he verbally assaulted like a banana-eating jungle monkey, I would have sprayed him in the face with OC (oleoresin capsicum, or pepper spray) deserving of his belligerent non-compliance."
Barrett used the "jungle monkey" phrase four times, three times referring to Gates and once referring to Abraham's writing as "jungle monkey gibberish."
He also declared that he was "not a racist but I am prejudice [sic] towards people who are stupid and pretend to stand up and preach for something they say is freedom but it is merely attention because you do not get enough of it in your little fear-dwelling circle of on-the-bandwagon followers."
And here is how his lawyer defended the use of such language:
"Officer Barrett did not call professor Gates a jungle monkey or malign him racially," Marano said. "He said his behavior was like that of one. It was a characterization of the actions of that man." *facepalm*
Then why did he get angry when Obama described the officer's actions as stupid? Surely, the President wasn't describing *him* as stupid, he was surely just saying Barrett behaved like a stupid person.
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Al Franken made quite the debut in the Sotomayor hearings. He really raked her over the coals:
FRANKEN: OK. I -- we're going to have a round two, so I'll ask you some more questions there. What was the one case in "Perry Mason" that Berger won? SOTOMAYOR: There -- I wish I remembered the name of the episode, but I don't. I just was always struck that there was only one case where his client was actually guilty. FRANKEN: And you don't remember that case? SOTOMAYOR: I know that I should remember the name of it, but I haven't looked at the episode. I... FRANKEN: Didn't the White House prepare you for that? SOTOMAYOR: You're right, but I was spending a lot of time on reviewing cases. No, sir. But I do have that stark memory because, like you, I watched it all of the time, every week as well. I just couldn't interest my mother, the nurse, and my brother, the doctor, to do it with me. FRANKEN: Oh. Oh, OK. Well, I -- we -- our whole family watched it, and -- because there was no Internet at the time, you and I were watching at the same time. And I thank you, and I guess I'll talk to you in the follow-up. SOTOMAYOR: Thank you. LEAHY: Is the senator from Minnesota going to tell us which episode that was? FRANKEN: I don't know. That's why I was asking. If I knew, I wouldn't have asked her. LEAHY: All right. Well -- so, because of that, Judge, we will not hold your inability to answer the question against you. Franken is really earning his $174,000 per year salary there. He really roped her in a corner. Sotomayor's brother and sister must have been too busy watching Doctor Kildare. Al Franken, welcome to the world's greatest deliberative body!
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I am sitting here listening to Jeff Sessions interrogate Sonia Sotomayor. He is basically spending all of his time asking a variant on the following question: "You are The Other, a Latina woman, and your heritage and experiences frighten me and my constituents. What gives you the right to be a Latina Woman sitting here in front of me?"
I mean, even the idea that she should be some sort of impartial reasoning machine demonstrates a phenomenal lack of understanding of what judges at the appellate level do. Ugh!
Oh, for crying out loud, now he's asking her to feel sorry for those poor firefighters in the Ricci case because instead of issuing her own opinion, her court agreed with the lower court's opinion. Apparently, if the opinion of her court had stood, the firefighters would have felt cheated of a full hearing. Even though the firefighters had already had a full hearing, and the lower court issued a 78-page decision on it. And the Supremes overturned that ruling anyway. But God forbid that our impartial reasoning machine not feel sorry for those poor firefighters who got exactly what they wanted! Wait, what?
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This:
Officials said they want rules to eliminate conflicts of interest at credit rating agencies that gave top investment grades to the exotic and ultimately shaky financial instruments that have been a source of market turmoil. The core problem, they said, is that the agencies are paid by companies to help them structure financial instruments, which the agencies then grade.
This is from Obama's team, through the NYT. It is the first time I've heard anyone express anything that would actually attack one of the root causes of our current crisis.
Basically, ratings agencies are paid to give advice on how to get a good rating. If their customers give them money, take their advice, and then do not get an increased rating, then those customers will stop giving the ratings agencies money. Perhaps unsurprisingly, the investment products of most of the clients of the ratings agencies got high ratings. That included a large number of very shaky investments (like the infamous bad loans).
Because these shaky financial instruments had high ratings, people poured their money into them. At some point, they realized the investments were, in fact, quite awful, and that the ratings agencies were not producing useful ratings. Now no one is willing to invest in anything, in large part because they don't trust the ratings agencies.
This is well-known, a major issue, and it is also the very first time I've heard any politician speak up on the matter. Restoring trust in the ratings agencies will be a huge first step to solving our problems. It is way better than shoveling money at banks in the hopes that they will start lending again. Congratulations to the Obama team.
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| » A Catalogue of Horribles |
Vanity Fair has an oral history of the Bush Presidency. Being presented with all the malfeasances and incompetences and infighting at once, in chronological order, from firsthand accounts, is absolutely fascinating. Missed chances to do everything from improving partisan relationships to getting Bin Laden before 9/11 to dealing with Katrina (Brownie has an eye-rolling quotation where he blames the failure of the Kartina response to intervention by Homeland Security) to keeping the recent bailout under control. A couple of choice quotes:
Lawrence Wilkerson, top aide and later chief of staff to Secretary of State Colin Powell: We had this confluence of characters—and I use that term very carefully—that included people like Powell, Dick Cheney, Condi Rice, and so forth, which allowed one perception to be “the dream team.” It allowed everybody to believe that this Sarah Palin–like president—because, let’s face it, that’s what he was—was going to be protected by this national-security elite, tested in the cauldrons of fire. What in effect happened was that a very astute, probably the most astute, bureaucratic entrepreneur I’ve ever run into in my life became the vice president of the United States. David Kuo, deputy director of the White House Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives: I went to a communications meeting the day after [Senator Jim] Jeffords switched [parties]. I remember feeling like I was looking at people who had won a reality-game ticket to head up the White House. There was this remarkable combination of hubris, excitement, and staggering ignorance. Jay Garner, retired army general and first overseer of the U.S. administration and reconstruction of Iraq: When Shinseki said, Hey, it’s going to take 300,000 or 400,000 soldiers, they crucified him. They called me up the day after that, Wolfowitz and Rumsfeld. They called me the next day and they said, Did you see what Shinseki said? And I said yes. And they said, Well, that can’t be possible. And I said, Well, let me give you the only piece of empirical data I have. In 1991, I owned 5 percent of the real estate in Iraq, and I had 22,000 trigger pullers. And on any day I never had enough. So you can take 5 percent—you can take 22,000 and multiply that by 20. Hey, here’s probably the ballpark, and I didn’t have Baghdad. And they said, Thank you very much. So I got up and left. Lawrence Wilkerson, top aide and later chief of staff to Secretary of State Colin Powell: As my boss [Colin Powell] once said, Bush had a lot of .45-caliber instincts, cowboy instincts. Cheney knew exactly how to polish him and rub him. He knew exactly when to give him a memo or when to do this or when to do that and exactly the word choice to use to get him really excited. There is a lot more more in the article. This has been a truly astounding chapter of American history.
Dec. 30th, 2008 @ 10:09 pm
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| » Antikytherrific! |
They've reconstructed the Antikythera mechanism. That's the 2100 year old astronomical computer found in a wreck near Athens. It's a marvel of 18th century clockwork, invented two millennia earlier.
They have video and everything. Check it out.
Dec. 17th, 2008 @ 08:59 pm
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| » Put not your trust in princes... |
Possibly because I am in a generally pissy mood these days...
Politicians will break your heart, every single time. Anyone who becomes President has to be an egomaniac who appears humble, a megalomaniac who has to work in a system that is designed not to let anything happen, a manipulator who has to appear honest and straightforward, a pragmatist and cynic who has to appear to be an idealist, and a stark raving schizophrenic.
And their hubris overcomes them, each and every one.
Just remember the disappointments that Clinton and Carter were, unable to handle Congress (or, in Clinton's case, himself). Kennedy gave us the Bay of Pigs and started the real push into Vietnam. FDR sent Japanese Americans into internment camps. Reagan sold arms to Iranians in exchange for hostages, and used the money to fund the Contras.
I like Barack Obama. I gave him a lot of my time and money. He ran the first open source presidential campaign. He's not a magician. The problems that Obama faces are enormous. We haven't just voted away the last eight years, or the last 16 years of fractious partisanship.
On the plus side, he is a smart guy, understands the magnitude of the challenges, and is a change from the disaster of the last eight years. We'll see what happens.
Nov. 4th, 2008 @ 09:21 pm
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| » Synchronized Debating! |
Ever get that deja vu feeling?
Oct. 29th, 2008 @ 12:08 am
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| » Star Trek Goodness |
The first pictures from the new movie, for those who care. The bridge looks like full-on Galaxy Quest territory, which could be very good, and could be very bad. I can't look at Quinto and not think "Sylar". This very Sylar-like picture is not helping matters.
Oct. 16th, 2008 @ 12:24 am
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| » Mavericky |
Here is an interesting New York Times article about the etymology of the word "maverick".
Apparently, it is a family name. The family is a long line of civil libertarians who made that name by defending atheists, draft dodgers and the targets of red-baiting. As you can imagine, they are rather annoyed whenever they hear McCain and Palin describing themselves as such.
Oct. 12th, 2008 @ 10:22 am
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| » Insomnia and Sarah Palin |
I've been telling my friends that although I disagree with her stands on the issues, I would make up my mind about Sarah Palin's basic competence and intelligence until I heard more from her.
I've heard enough.
That is truly amazing. It sprints past answer, sails past non-answer, transcends honesty and falsehood, makes a fool out of syntax and semantics, and makes me wonder if she is equipped to run the fryolator at McDonald's, much less the United States of America. It's like some bizarre drug trip.
One can only assume that — somehow — she wasn't prepared for a question on the most important issue facing the country today. However, it does cast some light on why McCain was suggesting that the presidential debate be rescheduled to when the vice-presidential debate is happening.
Sep. 26th, 2008 @ 03:14 am
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ETA: This is apparently called the Omnivore's Hundred, and is a list of foods Andrew Wheeler thinks everyone should try at least once in their lives.
From auros.
Items I've eaten are bolded. Items that are among my favorite foods are italicized Items I would never eat (or never eat again) are struck out. I don't drink or eat pork (ETA: I don't drink alcohol or eat pork. Thanks, dear.), so I've struck out some of those.
1. Venison 2. Nettle tea 3. Huevos rancheros 4. Steak tartare 5. Crocodile 6. Black pudding 7. Cheese fondue It is hard to argue with cheese. (It isn't very bright, and doesn't talk much). 8. Carp 9. Borscht 10. Baba ghanoush 11. Calamari Italicized only in the rare cases it is prepared correctly. Fried is fine (frozen, thawed and fried is not). Simmered is good, but easily screwed up. Grilled is equally easy to screw up. Everything else is wrong. 12. Pho 13. PB&J sandwich 14. Aloo gobi
15. Hot dog from a street cart 16. Epoisses (I'll rate this a "?". I love stinky soft cheeses, and I'm not sure of all of the names I've eaten). 17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes (I don't really drink, so this was some elderflower nonsense poured down my throat)
19. Steamed pork buns (Before I stopped eating pork) 20. Pistachio ice cream 21. Heirloom tomatoes Strictly speaking, I hate raw tomatoes, but I eat much that is made with them. 22. Fresh wild berries 23. Foie gras Sorry animal lovers, I'm weak. 24. Rice and beans 25. Brawn, or head cheese 26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper 27. Dulce de leche 28. Oysters 29. Baklava 30. Bagna cauda 31. Wasabi peas 32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl As with Auros, if I lived on the east coast, I might italicize this.
33. Salted lassi. Iw. Do not want. Note that this is the only thing I've crossed out that is neither booze nor pork. 34. Sauerkraut 35. Root beer float
36. Cognac with a fat cigar No booze. 37. Clotted cream tea
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O No booze. 39. Gumbo 40. Oxtail 41. Curried goat 42. Whole insects Yup. 43. Phaal 44. Goat’s milk 45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more. No booze. 46. Fugu I'd try it. Food or death! 47. Chicken tikka masala 48. Eel 49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut 50. Sea urchin 51. Prickly pear 52. Umeboshi -- sounds interesting, though! 53. Abalone 54. Paneer 55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal I think I had one when I was about 6. I'm not proud of this. 56. Spaetzle
57. Dirty gin martini No booze.
58. Beer above 8% No booze. 59. Poutine Really would like to try Canada's famous dish. 60. Carob chips 61. S’mores 62. Sweetbreads 63. Kaolin . Dirt? WTF? I guess I'll try anything once.
64. Currywurst No pork 65. Durian 66. Frogs’ legs 67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake 68. Haggis I think I may have had it when I was in the UK, but I'm not 100% sure. 69. Fried plantain 70. Chitterlings or andouillette Before I stopped eating pork. 71. Gazpacho 72. Caviar and blini
73. Louche absinthe Is there another kind of absinthe? 74. Gjetost, or brunost. This sort of falls into the category of "I've had lots of cheeses, and I can't remember all of their names". 75. Roadkill
76. Baijiu No Booze
77. Hostess Fruit Pie I think I might have been about 8 the last time I had one. 78. Snail With a lot of garlic and butter. Mmmm... garlic pencil erasers. 79. Lapsang souchong
80. Bellini No booze 81. Tom yum 82. Eggs Benedict 83. Pocky 84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant Every chance I get! Unfortunately, that has been 0. 85. Kobe beef 86. Hare 87. Goulash 88. Flowers 89. Horse 90. Criollo chocolate 91. Spam 92. Soft shell crab "Om nom nom nom", as they say. 93. Rose harissa 94. Catfish 95. Mole poblano 96. Bagel and lox 97. Lobster Thermidor 98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee. I don't really drink coffee, either. For someone who loves food, there are an awfully large number of things I don't eat. 100. Snake
Aug. 18th, 2008 @ 01:42 pm
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| » Sad, But Me |

ETA: I know that this appeared yesterday, but I should really have set it for Pi Day!
Mar. 14th, 2008 @ 01:59 am
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| » Political Math For The Day |
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Pennsylvania is a must-win swing state in November. PLUS
The airwaves in Pennsylvania from now until April 22 will be flooded with ads vilifying Clinton and Obama.
EQUALS
President McCain.
(Feel free to apply this retroactively to Ohio. Plus, Clinton is doing a great job making Florida and Michigan residents feel that the Democratic Party doesn't care about them, so kudos on her for doing her best to destroy the Democrats' chances in the fall.)
Mar. 11th, 2008 @ 04:17 pm
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| » For Children of the 1980s... |
Christopher Eccleston's latest role &mdash yet another flashback to our collective youth.
Feb. 13th, 2008 @ 12:56 am
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| » For those who think electronic ballots are easy easily rigged... |
Nothing is more easily rigged than the average voter:
Some votes were apparently lost, however, when about 20 folks at a Chicago precinct were given styluses designed for touch-screen machines instead of ink pens. When voters complained the devices made no marks on their paper ballots, a ballot judge told them the markers were full of invisible ink.
"After 20 people experienced the same problem, somebody said 'Wait, we've got 20 ballots where nobody's voted for anything,'" said Board of Elections spokesman Jim Allen. Officials were trying to contact the voters; Allen said the both the voters and the judge believed the invisible ink theory.
Feb. 6th, 2008 @ 03:02 pm
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| » Woo-Hoo! We're not the only retarded industrialized nation! |
Apparently, a quarter of Britons think that Churchill was a myth, and half think that Sherlock Holmes was real!
I'm sure that if you asked Americans, a quarter would think George W. Bush was a myth (well, perhaps he is), and that half think that Cookie Monster is real (well, perhaps he is), but still, at least we're in good company.
Feb. 6th, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
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| » Primary Day! |
People who live in NY, NJ, CA, GA (or is it AL?) and MA should remember to vote!
(...I think that covers it for the people who are on my friendslist)
Feb. 5th, 2008 @ 12:07 am
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